in SHINee fanfiction
Taemin:  KEY UMMA~~
  i want banana milk~
  whats....sex?
  whats masturbating?
  im so innocent hehehe
Key:  *waves around a spatula*
  omg i love shopping and im such a DIVA
  taeminnie is my son~
  i-its not like im in love you b-babo
  minho get away from my son!
Minho:  ugh i love him but ill never tell him
  no taemin is too innocent
  help me jonghyun hyung
  help me onew hyung
  i love him key and theres nothing you can do about it
Onew:  i love chicken
  yes minho, taemin likes you back
  yes jonghyun, key likes you back
  why am i always in the middle of all this shit?
  did you say chicken?
  key are we having chicken for dinner?
Jonghyun:  key lets have sex
  god im so hot
  key, sex, now
  sex
  i love you
  sex

birdywillow:

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience


kai hugging taemin hyung

kai hugging taemin hyung